Thursday, May 3, 2007

Just for fun

The fact is ladies, we don't have to do a lot to pick up men, the hard part is keeping them :-)

I got this email the other day and I thought it went well with the current theme of my blog.. ok it goes with the constant theme lol.


There is no such law that states only males can use pick-up lines - in fact, it's proven that a female has a higher success rate, with that being said here are my favourites.

1. Are my undies showing? He: ["No."] You: Would you like them to?

2. What's a sexy guy like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

3. I'm a hurdle. Do you want to jump me?

4. Are you busy tonight at 2:00 A.M.?

5. (As he's leaving)....Hey aren't you forgetting something? He: What?
You: Me!

6. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch
my ass? He: No. You: Why not??

7. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Hottest Guy In This Room"
and the grand prize is a night with me!

8. Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!

9. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the
room?

10. Does your girlfriend know where you are?

11. Excuse me, do you believe in one-night stands?

12. Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who
could introduce us.

13. Hi, are you here to meet a nice girl or will I do?

14. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think
it's time to see if I'm right.

15. Hi. You'll do.

16. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty
good.

17. Say, did we go to different schools together?

18. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from
afar] She wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

19. You're HOT!